Is there just one name for Trump?
Trump’s a bully. He’s a chauvinist. He’s a media whore. He’s a mysogynist. He’s a racist. He’s a cheat. He’s a liar. He’s a con. He’s incoherent. He’s unstable. He’s irrational. He’s corrupt. He’s narcissistic. He’s greedy. He’s malicious. He’s gluttonous. He’s vengeful. And those are just his better qualities.
I’ve spend a lot of time collecting insulting names for Trump. Like Trumplethinskin. The Twitwit. Lying Donald. I even came up with a few of my own. I’ve always liked Widdle Donny Trumpertantrum the best. But none of them capture the laundry list of traits that, quite honestly, makes the people of Sodom and Gomorrah look like saints compared to him.
Like John Oliver musing after Trump brought up the size of his “hands” at a debate whether hia dick “looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off.”
Then there was GOP operative Rick Wilson’s epic twitter rant in which he called Trump the “Cheeto Jesus” after he used the aftermath of the Pulse Nightclub massacre to stroke his own ego. Wilson also called him “a batshit crazy crypto-fascist” and earlier, an “epic douche canoe.”
But nothing quite captures how repulsive Trump is, like the Scots.
In mid-June, 2016, Trump visited Scotland to open his second austentacious golf course. As if that weren’t bad enough, his boasting about how great Brexit was just put the locals over the edge. You see, the Scots voted almost 65% to stay in the EU. Oops.
And if there’s one thing we took away from that, there’s no insult like pissed off Scots. Warning: these aren’t exactly safe for work or your young kids.
Oi, buttplug face, Scotland are pro-EU.— αVρ (@Ade__Star) June 24, 2016
(Complete with example)
Scotland voted Remain, you weapons-grade plum.— Sue Perkins (@sueperkins) June 24, 2016
Tiny Fingered, Cheeto-Faced, Ferret Wearing Shitgibbon
Jesus. Do they HAVE news where you live, you tumescent bumcork?— Sam Smith (@docslammy) June 26, 2016
Jeez you're stupid you sentient enema.— Lachlan Buchanan (@lachlanbuchanan) June 24, 2016
Hamster Heedit Bampot
Onion-Eyed Flap Dragon
Scotland voted Remain, you onion-eyed flap dragon— 엉켜있는 맘을 풀 수 없는 건가 ♡ (@UntangleMyHeart) June 24, 2016
Scotland voted overwhelmingly to STAY in the EU you weaselheaded fucknugget— Mac Aodh (@DonnyTeenyhands) June 24, 2016
Leather Faced Piss Jar
@realDonaldTrump Scotland unanimously voted Remain, you leather faced piss jar.— Shatner’s Bassoon (@BIankSinatra) June 24, 2016
.@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted overwhelmingly to stay in Europe you toupéd fucktrumpet— Finn den Hertog (@FinndH) June 24, 2016
Knuckle-Brained Fart Lozenge
@realDonaldTrump Scotland voted remain, you knuckle-brained fart lozenge.— ElijahMack (@Elijah_Mack) June 24, 2016
Degenerate Corned Beef Face Syrup Wearing Wankstain
Scotland voted remain you degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain— Chris Morrow (@ChrisMCareers) June 25, 2016
Rug Wearing Thunder Nugget
all 32 regions of Scotland voted to remain in the EU. Get your facts right you rug wearing thunder nugget— Paul Morgan (@Peemo83) June 24, 2016
Whispy-Haired, Leather Faced, Bawbag-Eyed Fuck Bumper
I hate Trump and everything he stands for. Whispy-haired, leather faced, bawbag-eyed fuck bumper. He can take his golf course to fuck.— Craig Johnstone (@comedianofsorts) June 25, 2016
Cock Juggling Thundercunt
Scotland voted to stay in the EU you cock juggling thundercunt!— Robert Williams 🏴 #UTST (@WxmRob) June 24, 2016
Mangled Apricot Hellbeast
Scotland hates both Brexit and you, you mangled apricot hellbeast @realDonaldTrump— Nina B (@queenbernstein) June 24, 2016
Witless Fucking Cocksplat
SCOTLAND VOTED TO STAY, YOU WITLESS FUCKING COCKSPLAT!— Tim Footman (@CulturalSnow) June 24, 2016
Bloviating Flesh Bag
Or just mash them all together: Cheeto-Faced Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon Ignorant Fuckmuppet Witless Cocksplat Incomprehensible Jizztrumpet
Cheeto-faced ferret-wearing shitgibbon ignorant fuckmuppet witless cocksplat incomprehensible jizztrumpet - to Drumpf with love - Scotland!— Diana Simmonds (@DianaSimmonds) June 25, 2016
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