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When It Comes To Insulting Trump, Nobody’s Better Than The Scots

Little Marco. Lyin’ Ted. Crooked Hillary. Crazy Bernie. Goofy ElizabethCryin’ Chuck. Donald Trump has an insulting name for everyone. So what should we call him?

Is there just one name for Trump?

Trump’s a bully. He’s a chauvinist. He’s a media whore. He’s a mysogynist. He’s a racist. He’s a cheat. He’s a liar. He’s a con. He’s incoherent. He’s unstable. He’s irrational. He’s corrupt. He’s narcissistic. He’s greedy. He’s malicious. He’s gluttonous. He’s vengeful. And those are just his better qualities.

I’ve spend a lot of time collecting insulting names for Trump. Like Trumplethinskin. The Twitwit. Lying Donald. I even came up with a few of my own. I’ve always liked Widdle Donny Trumpertantrum the best. But none of them capture the laundry list of traits that, quite honestly, makes the people of Sodom and Gomorrah look like saints compared to him.

Like John Oliver musing after Trump brought up the size of his “hands” at a debate whether hia dick “looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off.”

Then there was GOP operative Rick Wilson’s epic twitter rant in which he called Trump the “Cheeto Jesus” after he used the aftermath of the Pulse Nightclub massacre to stroke his own ego. Wilson also called him “a batshit crazy crypto-fascist” and earlier, an “epic douche canoe.”

And there’s Jon Stewart‘s “Fuckface von Clownstick.” That one got so far under Trump’s skin that he actually took the bait and tried to try to defend himself. Sad.

But nothing quite captures how repulsive Trump is, like the Scots.

In mid-June, 2016, Trump visited Scotland to open his second austentacious golf course. As if that weren’t bad enough, his boasting about how great Brexit was just put the locals over the edge. You see, the Scots voted almost 65% to stay in the EU. Oops.

And if there’s one thing we took away from that, there’s no insult like pissed off Scots. Warning: these aren’t exactly safe for work or your young kids.

Buttplug Face

(Complete with example)

Weapons Grade Plum

Tiny Fingered, Cheeto-Faced, Ferret Wearing Shitgibbon

Tumescent Bumcork

Sentient Enema

Hamster Heedit Bampot

Onion-Eyed Flap Dragon

Weaselheaded Fucknugget

Leather Faced Piss Jar

Toupéd Fucktrumpet

Knuckle-Brained Fart Lozenge

Degenerate Corned Beef Face Syrup Wearing Wankstain

Rug Wearing Thunder Nugget

Whispy-Haired, Leather Faced, Bawbag-Eyed Fuck Bumper

Cock Juggling Thundercunt

Mangled Apricot Hellbeast 

Witless Fucking Cocksplat 

Bloviating Flesh Bag 

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Or just mash them all together: Cheeto-Faced Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon Ignorant Fuckmuppet Witless Cocksplat Incomprehensible Jizztrumpet

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